Okay I haven't been here for ages man. I suddenly felt the urge to blog here to share an
amusing conversation I had with you all. Well it goes like this,

A : Alright let me tell you a story. Once there was this tsui mai and a pau. They lived in a box.
You know how the pau is bigger so it always bully the tsui mai. Then one day the pau said
'EH you better get out of this box or I'll throw you into the river!'

B : Uhh okay.

A : Then the tsui mai left. TEN years later the tsui mai came back. He looked around and the
pau was no where to be seen. So he went inside. Suddenly the pau appeared, 'Haha! I was
hiding in the corner. Now I have to throw you into the river.' And so he did. End of story.

B : Ummm?

A : So how do you fit an elephant into the fridge?

B : You open the door and stuff it in?

A : Okay. So how do you put a giraffe in?

B : Take the elephant out and stuff the giraffe in!

A : Clever boy. One day tarzan decided to call all the animals for a meeting. Who wasn't there?

B : Giraffe.

A : Alright. Say you are stuck on one side of the river full of crocodiles. How do you go about in crossing it?

B : You hop on their backs?

A : Haha no. You can just swim. The crocodiles will be at the meeting.

B : ....

A : So when you got to the other side, you got hungry. You decided to fish. What will you catch?

B : I dunno.

A : The TSUI MAI! Haha!


good day!
fir.